So I've had a rough idea for a children's book, and it's mostly me trying to be funny.
Basically, it's about this kid who doesn't use his brain.
Brain feels unappreciated, brain leaves to find a more interesting being to inhabit.
Boy has massive trouble at school, tries really hard to do homework, puts his homework up his nose.
Meanwhile brain goes on soul-searching mission to Tibet or something, and fails to find anyone who will have him.
Brain sends initially bitter but increasingly understanding postcards to boy.
It's not perfect, but I'm working on it.